Visitor Information 

The physical manifestion of the Museum is currently on tour. Please check the Tour page for showings nearest your current time and location. 

The nontangible manifestion of the Museum is open 365 days a year, 10pm - 4am. Visitors spending more than 3 consecutive hours in the museum will be strongly advised to leave. 

Pay what you wish. $5 and an hour or two of lost sleep is the usual contribution.

Visitor Policies
  • Outside food and drinks are not permitted.
  • Please do not touch or consume the exhibits, even if they are edible.
  • Minimum age: Old enough to have regrets.

Guided tours are led by our docents.

Free audio tours are available at the front desk. Due to the fragile multiverse nature of the work, we are unfortunately unable to gurantee the same museum for large group/class visits. 

Your contributions help keep the museum running. We accept all artifacts of almost realities, past, present, and future. Artifacts will be valued, protected, and maintained. They will be here whenever you decide to return, but you no longer have to carry them with you day-to-day.

We only accept artifacts that are no longer in active use. Please do not donate any realities that you are currently holding on to.

Acceptable contributions: fleeting moments, regrets, what-ifs, missed opportunities. Money is also accepted.

If you enjoyed your visit, please consider making a small monetary donation to help keep the museum open. Members enjoy 24/7 access, invitations to special events, and discounts in our gift shop.

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