Library of Future Happiness

The Library of Future Happiness is a comprehensive collection of artifacts pertaining to all probable future happiness.

This includes, but is not limited to, moments of delight, wonder, exhilaration, and contentment, relating to the individual researcher.

  • The library is a research collection. Materials are for on-site use only.
  • Please do not consume any of the research materials, as edible as they may seem.
  • The holdings are periodically updated when present circumstances change. We appreciate your understanding. 
  • Unfortunately, library staff can not guarantee these futures occurring in the present timeline. Specific instances of future happiness cannot be guaranteed. You will have happiness in the future, even if you don’t know what form it will take. 
  • Private acquisition of artifacts must be handled by individual researcher. You can research your future happiness as long as you want, but if you want it, you need to acquire it yourself.

The library is open by appointment to all researchers. Please contact the front desk.

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